Humor, Children & Email

Here's a little humor compliments of an email I received. You know what I'm talking about, one of those Fwd (forwards) you get from someone you may or may not know (or remember). Turns out that sometimes they are actually worth reading. Enjoy!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

And one more...

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

It's always good to know that people are still writing jokes clean enough to repeat and fwd to your friends. Send these along too! And if you'd like the full email with all the jokes, send an email to discerningsainthood@gmail.com and I'll Fwd you the entire thing! :) Pax Christi!